The Joys of Working in a Cinema- Sceen hoppers
Day after day, thousands of twatty penniless kids descend on the cinemas of the world and lock themselves in an endless battle with staff and security. Where I work there are two weak points- the two exit doors on each side.
Every screen hopper goes through the same stages before attempting to sneak in: Standing innocently beside the games machines, picking up a listings leaflet, going to the toilet, checking out both doors, standing and looking over the railings at the stairs and finally trying to sneak in.
Tips for sneaking into the cinema:
1. Come when it’s busy and not when you’re the only people in the foyer.
2. Buy popcorn… or anything for that matter
3. Don’t dress like a market stall threw up on you
Blog Posts | Vicki | 
16/08/2008 11:17 pm
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